“I just finished writing a letter to Chris Baker's parents. Chris was killed due to coaching stupidity. Ryan Hart was going to throw to Chris Baker; however, it would have been a long bomb. The coach (being a noob) told Ryan to wait leaving poor Chris hanging in the end-zone. The coach didn't realize the chaos fans near the end zone would pull Chris off the field and make him into an offering for the blood god.”
“I was up 1-0 until the 2nd half. Failed blocks, the inability to throw a decent block and a lack of rerolls caused my loss.
Hyena-Swine rolled a +1 MA but I gave him Block instead. I learned my lesson from the Gibbermire Giants and this game as well. Get Block ASAP.
I just want it known that the Miscreants didn't kill Chris Baker. Turn 1-2 1st Half, he ran around my line, I knocked him prone and then he jumped up and ran into the EZ. I don't understand why Ryan Hart didn't pass it to him right then and there. He waited instead. Well, Chris Baker went crowd surfing and the crowd decided they didn't like him very much.”
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