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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Dice rape, pure and simple. My opponent had no chance with the luck so one sided this game. The match was played in mud, and he frequently failed pickups whilst I made the majority of mine.

I caused casualties frequently, whilst he rarely stunned or KOd my players.

Whilst the luck meter is broken, 62-44 does say a lot. Due to the crud rolls, my opponent only got one completion and a MVP a very unenjoyable one hour twenty game, whereas my players ran amok, doing pretty much whatever they pleased, including racking up 5 BH casualties.

Certainly not a fun game for my opponent.”