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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2017-09-23 20:31:38
TV 1960k High Elf
0
Winnings 70k
17000 (1 FAME) Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/2/0
Inducements: 1 bribe
High Elf TV 1990k
5
30k Winnings
Spectators 13000
Fanfactor +1
1/0/1 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bribe
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
2
-
-
4
13
-
-
12
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
10
1
1
#4
-
4
1
-
-
6
11
5
19
1
1
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
1
-
#7
-
1
-
-
-
1
3
6
3
-
1
#8
-
1
-
-
-
1
14
-
3
5
1
#9
-
-
-
-
1
5
15
-
-
9
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-1
-3
-
1
#12
-
1
-
-
-
1
11
-
2
4
3
#13
-
1
-
-
-
1
15
-1
1
10
1
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
1
TOTALS
-
8
3
-
1
19
110
9
35
43
10

#5 Queequeg – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
5
-
-
-
-
15
15
-
62
3
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
2
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
1
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
2
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
1
4
1
-
#6
-
4
-
-
-
4
14
5
11
2
-
#7
-
-
-
-
1
5
2
-
-
1
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
2
1
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
3
-
#12
-
-
1
-
-
2
15
-
-
10
-
TOTALS
5
4
1
-
1
26
136
6
77
28
1

#2 Kydeth – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#8 Vaeri Farwaine – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
After their 100th match was in the books, the Archers of Avelon decided to take a bit of a vacation. Each went their own way. Kyteth was home with the kids, Revwe went hunting with Nienna, and Throthradir went site seeing on the Mandalian Coast. Even Corbis took a break by shuttering the Tarnished Crown and visiting relatives in the Kathian Mines.

However, Kondor was not seen for months. The witch elf Hera turned up for the next ogre match so she was not responsible for the extended disappearance. When the Archers finally reconvened practice three month later, he was unshaven and very unkempt. Game 100 had shaken him and the witch elf encounter had left him a bit unstable.

The first game after the hiatus was versus the High Elf team Whalelf Ballers. For some reason people always expected Coach Mr. T to be an Orc with a mostly shaved head. But it is not the case. Rather Mr. T is a coach you would never expect to see. He looks more like an accountant than a team manager. However, his methodical approach to the game had afforded him a measure of success. Today, Nuffle laughed at his statistics.

The Ballers could not dodge, they could not pass, and they could not catch. Even a simple sprint lead to tripping and injuries. Therefore, they resorted to fouls. A seafaring dark elf had been designated to officiate the match. While he hated both teams, he must have been a proponent of whaling. In all, he tossed five Ballers overboard for the ten fouls they committed. Quickly calculating the odds of that happening almost caused Mr. T to throw his abacus at the referee.

In the meantime, Revwe went about her business and put five points on the board to claim the One Turn Scum Fumbbl Badge.

As the Ballers retired to the changing room, Mr T was heard muttering about lies, damn lies, and statistics.




Mr. T's badge

 
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