A recent addition to the Brazen Effigies, 'Urt was commandeered by the team coach on a recent visit to Altdorf U for a charity match. The Brazen Effigies mascot, an eight foot tall bronze statue of an undisclosed Chaos deity, was stolen by a fraternity of AU's campus students. In it's place was left 'Urt, chained to a block of granite.

The players were suffering in the opening minutes of the game, their moral shot by the theft of their totem, but they bravely displayed the 'statue' of the troll on the sidelines as proof that there were no hard feelings and that the culprits were as safe as the skulls of those who had walked too close to the incensed troll; as long as they returned the Brazen Effigies property. Now.

When the Second Half rolled around, the Brazens were in trouble against the home team, down 2 points to nothing and nursing a string of injuries. As their opponents prepared to romp towards the touch zone for yet another point, a great cheer went up from the Brazen's fans as 'Urt regurgitated the 'stolen' statue and proceeded to use it to beat some heads in on both sides. With the opposition reduced to bloody lumps, the surviving members of the brazen effigies subdued the mighty beast and handed him a player contract...