One of the original zombies raised for the Dead Doornails starting roster. Through thick and thin, he sat on the line, letting glory and carnage pass him by.

Eventually, the success of the Dead Doornails left the coach looking to cut back on the monthly feeding budget, as the team had swelled with new additions. Zumbo, being so utterly underwhelming in his performance, was the unlucky cut - relegated to team waterboy and allowed to slowly rot down to his bones.