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Stumpy
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Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
d
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
He failed to learn the lesson Clash learnt about tying laces properly. It is rumoured that he fell upon a broken stethoscope, thrown onto the pitch by a disgruntled doctor during a particularly brutal game. However, the team doctor denied all such allegations saying, <i>"there was nothing lodged in unusual hole in the chest cavity that you can see exposed - I shoud know as I checked him first!"</i>
The official report cited an unusually sharp blade of grass and the team groundsman and his family were subsequently executed for his crimes.
The official report cited an unusually sharp blade of grass and the team groundsman and his family were subsequently executed for his crimes.
