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Poor lad. His Mother threw him and his seven brothers out when Bad Smell lived up to his name and simply wouldn't stop soiling himself. Very messy, this Freudian anal explosive is a psychologists dream. Broken childhood, Oedipus complex, and fascination with breaking spiders legs off coupled with a bit of pyromaniacy. Wonder what he'll turn into...?
<b>Sacked after a vicious T16 foul gave the poor lad a niggle</b>