Ht: 5'9 WT: 148 LB Emerging Star

Blood Sea Buccaneers Catcher

Sergio "French" Lolli comes from a respected family of Blood Bowl Players. His brothers all named Francesco "French" Lolli, dont ask we have no idea, have all played for the Lavino Fighting Hellfishes and Coach Mattys has a pitcture hanging in the kitchen of the Lolli's farm house. Coach Pain one day decided to visit the Lolli's to check out this breading ground of Blood Bowl Catchers.

After speaking to Mr. Lolli about recruiting one of his sons to play for the Bucs he was politly turned down. Coach was informed that the nice barn, new farm equipment, the wifes wardrobe and the covered porch were all gifts from the most excellent Coach Mattys and they could not turn their back on him.

As Coach Pain was leaving he went over to check out the barn and see what kinda of "digs" Jan was handing out when a teenager came out, he was smaller than the Francesco's, his brothers, but seemed to have a natural grace to him. Coach Pain talked to him for alittle bit and told him who he was and what he was here for. Sergio was very polite but Coach Pain knew something was a miss. He inquired and Sergio said he allways wanted to play Blood Bowl but his Brothers would never let him work out with them. But he practices every night in the barn, thats were he lives, but his father would never let him try out for the Hellfishes. Well Coach Pain allways on the look out for some hidden talent went back to the main house and asked Mr. Lolli about Sergio. Mr. Lolli laughed out loud that the Bucs would even consider that "boy" and would waive the standard player hiring on bonus just to take him from the farm.

As Coach Pain told Sergio of his new future he could not believe his luck. He packed all his stuff and off he went to play for a "Real" Human team in the Fumbbl leagues, a team that plays in majors, a team that has a shot at true Ranked glory. Sergio confided in coach and showed him all his Fumbbl mags he has lying about that he allways followed the Bucs and despised the low down Hell Fishes.

So with a fire buring in his stomach to show Coach Matty up Sergio joins the Bucs ready to show the world that the Francesco's are not the Only Lolli's that can make a name for themselves.


Well Game #1 to #7 was a totally futile effort. Coach Pain now realizes why Coach Jan did not take on Sergio. He is really raw and his skills are below average. The guy can not catch worth a damn and his dodging skills are worse than a dwarf lino. He has blown atleast 1 scoring chance in every game he has played and has cost the Bucs atleast 3 games because of poor performance. But Coach Coryele is not giving up on him yet. He thinks he can turn him into one of the greats with a little more work.

Games 20-25 and Segio has found his stride. He is starting to turn into a good catcher, not great yet, but he has found a good selection of moves and is very effective. His sidesteping and diving tackle are proving to be a real pain in the neck for the opposition. He has got his blocking techniques down now so he is rarely on the pitch.

Game #13 KILLED on a failed dodge (apoth)
Game #28 Killed on a Failed GFI (apoth)
Game #29 SI-N on a devastating Blitz move from a Zon (Apoth)


Majors Played in
Fumbbl Cup 2008 1 game