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Did you know? Up until now, 1516291 players have died on the pitch.
He actually doesn't "kick" the ball as much as he runs over it, tries to kill it like it's a rabbit... and gets it tangled in his horns, which the subsequent head thrashing CHUCKS the ball forward. He touches it with all four feet, so the refs let it pass...