George Maxwell Alagiaaaargh OBE (born 22 November 1955 in Colombo, Ceylon) is a British newsreader, journalist and fightmaster. Since 3 December 2007, he has been the undefeated champion of the News Team six o'clock rumble. He is also the main tag team buddy for the News Team's flagship battle Bruise at Ten and has held this role since its launch in 2000, making him its longest serving warrior.