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[B] Sons of Brutus
Socrates
#16
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
294
P
0
F
0
G
52
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
24
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
68
XPP
0
SPP
68
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Block
Break Tackle
Guard
Stand Firm
A giant amongst men: Played in all 16 games of the Sons 1st ever Black Box Sprint

Socrates has spent a great deal of time considering the meaning of life, both on and off the pitch. He is the team's deep thinker and a great student of the sport we all love. These are a few of his observations.

1. Wash your hands after going to the toilet. To date he has killed 3 Rotters (all in one game), and a Beast of Nurgle.

2. Rodents are pests not pets. He has killed 1 Skaven Lineman.

3. Depression is a serious mental illness, and can lead to self harm and other abhorent behaviour. He has helped 1 Dark Elf Lineman to see the light.

4. Short angry hairy men sometimes don't know their own limitations. He has educated 1 Dwarven Trollslayer. Permanently.

Socrates has killed a total of seven times. He's now thinking about his next victim.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-11-09
-
-
-
4
-
8
2012-11-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-11-12
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-11-17
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-11-18
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-11-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-11-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-11-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-08
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-12-08
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-15
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-12-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-12-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-22
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-12-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-01-02
-
-
-
1
1
7