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Viilettää
#4
Catcher
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
278
B
225
P
23
F
10
G
100
Cp
22
In
0
Cs
6
Td
15
Mvp
10
GPP
129
XPP
0
SPP
129
Injuries
-ma, -ma, -ma, -ag
Skills
Catch
+AG
Block
Dodge
Leap
Strip Ball
First player in team to begin stripping balls off opponents' hands. Tries to not strip the hands too, such an edgy elf he is.
Too bad majority of the guys he is facing have such steady hands they won't even flinch when Viilettää does his mumbo-jumbo tricks and then slams the ball to the ground.
After his paycheck got really fat (after being the designated sacked) he also got really really fat and slow.
It was the 100th game celebration for Viilettää and he ate the whole cake. It was laced with Squig grease that made all his limbs numb and he fell unconcious. After Viilettää woke he was greeted by team management: "Look at your fingers, look at your waist, look at your feet!! You can't play being as you are! YOU'RE OUT OF THE TEAM FATTY!"
Viilettää was stunned by this news. But then again, he felt quite comfortable lying there on the hospital bed. No more leaping into high danger. Just... rest.
Too bad majority of the guys he is facing have such steady hands they won't even flinch when Viilettää does his mumbo-jumbo tricks and then slams the ball to the ground.
After his paycheck got really fat (after being the designated sacked) he also got really really fat and slow.
It was the 100th game celebration for Viilettää and he ate the whole cake. It was laced with Squig grease that made all his limbs numb and he fell unconcious. After Viilettää woke he was greeted by team management: "Look at your fingers, look at your waist, look at your feet!! You can't play being as you are! YOU'RE OUT OF THE TEAM FATTY!"
Viilettää was stunned by this news. But then again, he felt quite comfortable lying there on the hospital bed. No more leaping into high danger. Just... rest.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2014-07-07
2
-
-
-
-
2
2014-07-07
1
1
-
-
-
4
2014-07-07
-
1
-
1
-
5
2014-07-07
2
-
-
-
-
2
2014-07-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-07-11
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-07-11
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-07-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-07-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-07-11
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-07-11
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-07-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-07-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-07-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2014-07-18
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-07-18
2
-
-
-
-
2
2014-07-18
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-08-10
1
-
-
1
-
3
2014-08-12
1
1
-
-
-
4
2014-08-12
-
1
-
-
1
8
2014-08-13
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-08-14
1
1
-
-
-
4
2014-08-19
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-08-21
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-08-23
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-08-27
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-08-30
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-08-31
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-09-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-09-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-09-03
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-09-16
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-09-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-09-23
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-09-24
2
-
-
-
-
2
2014-09-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2014-10-01
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-10-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2014-10-06
1
-
-
1
-
3
2014-10-10
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-10-13
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-10-15
-
-
-
-
1
5