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The Battlestar
#14
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
34
B
23
P
0
F
4
G
29
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Horns
Two Heads
I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2015-02-07
-
-
-
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1
5
2015-06-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-07-10
-
-
-
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1
5
2015-08-31
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1
-
-
-
3
2018-08-07
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1
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3