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[L] It's a Sekrit
Kinsman
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
17
B
26
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
7
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
7
Injuries
d
Skills
Block
An alcoholic by birth, Kinsman fought all his life against discrimination and prejudice.

As he aged, he became more and more adept at hiding his beverages, though his favourite place was always the toilet as it allowed him to drink while also address his terrible haemmorids (a common side effect of alcoholism)

Eventually his lips became permanently stained with wine, in a dreadful parody of fashion and the modern fixation on vampires and alcohol.

Kinsman became a satire of society, a canvas on which all its ills were laid bare

He doesn't have long to live as he gasps his way through the blood bowl season. Whether the opposition will get him before his crippling health problems remains to be seen.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Deflect
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2015-01-18
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2015-02-21
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-03-02
-
-
-
-
1
-
2