If Daniel Gryphon "Dannygoat" Goaterwald doesn't have the greatest pedigree in Blood Bowl history, he definitely has the greatest pedigree of any Blood Bowl-playing goat in history. The eldest son of the legendary Griff Goaterwald, Dannygoat seemed poised to leap into Blood Bowl history.

But while he's an athletic marvel, let's remember that not every son of a Blood Bowl legend goes on to stardom. The pressure of expectations can be a lot to overcome. Just ask Kordell Freshbreeze, or the late Steve'n'Thorg.

Farmer Ed, ever the promoter, did nothing to quell those expectations. A full three months before his newest player made his debut, posters depicting his face were put up throughout the Empire, bearing the slogan "THE SUN SHINES ON DANNYGOAT" -- not sure what that means, though it IS technically accurate.

Despite the hype, Dannygoat has had an extremely slow start to his career. As Farmer's Boy John says, "raw goats become raw meat," but will Danny transcend that?