The Captain of the Blades, Sarelen is well known among his dark elf bretheren for his skills in the time honored tradition of competitive lying. He was even able to convince his opponent that he was a world class Blood Bowl player. Unfortunatly for him, his opponent was a talent scout for the newly chartered Blades, and he found himself in a jersey before he could read the contract he signed. Well, any amount of time isn't enough due to his illiteracy.