'So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones
When I awoke they were chewing on bones
Yelyena was supping blood from a cup
That's when I knew that something was up'

As lovely a Gobbo lady as you will ever find, Yelyena and her husband Petrov joined Fight of the Conchord after a long, adventurous sailing trip. Rumor has it they were on the boat with another sailor who tried to poison them, but they survived and got rid of that bastard.