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Joki "The Sophisticated" Coldfist
#15
Zombie
MA
3
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
8
B
60
P
10
F
33
G
60
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
5
GPP
39
XPP
0
SPP
39
Injuries
-av, n, -ma, d, m
Skills
Regeneration
Dauntless
Dirty Player
Fend
Recruited from the infamous Agility Monsters in this match during the GLT. Will take LOS duty until he dies or is crippled!
During zombification Joki lost all his hair. Wanting to demonstrate his dwarf heritage he rubbed a mixture of catnip and grease carefully over his head creating his new persona - Catbeard the zombie!
5 games in and he wont die! Has managed 2 fouls and a very unlikely long pass that led to a TD.
Is now carrying a niggling injury to add to his -AV. Die dammit!
22 games in, niggled and -AV. Why wont he die?! He was hit more than a dozen times in match 22 with no worse than a stun for the result.
27 games and in an attempt to finally kill him he performed a t16 1D blitz from prone, which killed the opponent earning him a 2nd skill. Aaaaarrrggh!
After game 27 I took a bounty out on Joki. $20 to FUMBBL when someone kills him. 3 games since and all he does is smugly live on, mocking me with his stupid catbeard.
41 games...FORTY ONE! ARRRRRGHHHH! He's now even slower thanks to a -MA picked up in the last match, which also puts him out of action for a game so he can dodge the all zombie face off against Lurching Nightmare. Please someone, just kill it. Kill it with fire. Kill it with hammers if you like, but for the love of Nuffle kill it!
46 games and he's ramped up the annoyance to a whole new level. Sat in his place on the LOS he was gang fouled to death, only to regen' back to the safety of the dugout. WILL. HE. EVER. DIE?!!!
60 games, and finally my prayers to Nuffle are answered. IN YOUR FACE JOKI! YOUR STUPID CATBEARDED FREAK OF NATURE FACE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
During zombification Joki lost all his hair. Wanting to demonstrate his dwarf heritage he rubbed a mixture of catnip and grease carefully over his head creating his new persona - Catbeard the zombie!
5 games in and he wont die! Has managed 2 fouls and a very unlikely long pass that led to a TD.
Is now carrying a niggling injury to add to his -AV. Die dammit!
22 games in, niggled and -AV. Why wont he die?! He was hit more than a dozen times in match 22 with no worse than a stun for the result.
27 games and in an attempt to finally kill him he performed a t16 1D blitz from prone, which killed the opponent earning him a 2nd skill. Aaaaarrrggh!
After game 27 I took a bounty out on Joki. $20 to FUMBBL when someone kills him. 3 games since and all he does is smugly live on, mocking me with his stupid catbeard.
41 games...FORTY ONE! ARRRRRGHHHH! He's now even slower thanks to a -MA picked up in the last match, which also puts him out of action for a game so he can dodge the all zombie face off against Lurching Nightmare. Please someone, just kill it. Kill it with fire. Kill it with hammers if you like, but for the love of Nuffle kill it!
46 games and he's ramped up the annoyance to a whole new level. Sat in his place on the LOS he was gang fouled to death, only to regen' back to the safety of the dugout. WILL. HE. EVER. DIE?!!!
60 games, and finally my prayers to Nuffle are answered. IN YOUR FACE JOKI! YOUR STUPID CATBEARDED FREAK OF NATURE FACE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2015-06-04
1
-
-
-
-
1
2015-06-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-06-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-07-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-08-14
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-08-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-09-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-09-17
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-09-18
1
-
-
-
-
1
2015-09-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-09-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-10-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-11-15
-
-
-
1
-
2