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"Thank you all for coming to our Beer and Beef and Jesus. As you know, I'm as sick as a three-legged dog on the streets of India. Any minute, my lungs are going to sizzle pop and disintegrate into a liquid lung and organ gumbo soup."
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Retired after suffering a broken neck at the hands of an overgrown Mighty Blow Zombie.