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Did you know? Up until now, 1513227 players have died on the pitch.
Originally a rookie Rotter of the Biohazard Mutants, "recruited" by Tupac Shakur
His tombstone reads:
"Here lies Surprise Potato. He died as he unlived: a completely useless bugger, disliked by everyone."