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The original advertisements urged kids to "give Silversquirrel some nuts and watch him hide them for winter." The toy was meant to teach children the value of planning ahead, but focus groups proved they found it boring, and sales plummeted.
Reason for recall: nut-targeting system failed and several fathers were accidentally castrated