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Hans "Half-heart" Schaub
#5
Renegade Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
7
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
n, m
Skills
54 counts of aggravated assault, no counts of murder.
Clearly signed up for the team thinking it was an easy out from working in the mines. After a thoroughly underwhelming career of weak blocks and prat falls, Hans finally pushed his luck too far, telling the coach that he had suffered a shock to his chest that left him with a weak heart. The coach decided that Blood Bowl was indeed far too stressful for a prisoner with such a condition, and promptly reassigned him to permanent latrine trench duty.
Clearly signed up for the team thinking it was an easy out from working in the mines. After a thoroughly underwhelming career of weak blocks and prat falls, Hans finally pushed his luck too far, telling the coach that he had suffered a shock to his chest that left him with a weak heart. The coach decided that Blood Bowl was indeed far too stressful for a prisoner with such a condition, and promptly reassigned him to permanent latrine trench duty.
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