Clearly seeing the potential for a chance at the big leagues, star Gorilla Gareth Bale of Tots 'n' Ham Hotspur, quietly ook-ed his ambitions into Billy "Monster" Whitehurst's ear. Eager to take home the Rager's generous finder's fee for new recruits, Billy promptly 1 diced the Welshape into the next life and onto the Ragers' books.

We are expecting great things from this zombie.