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[R] Blood Sea Buccaneers
R 'Heisman GOAT' Staubach#5 
Coach watches Rodger walking up the gangplank to join the crew.

The players watch him come on board carrying that stupid Heisman Trophy like some talisman. Some of the players just snicker that just because you won some stupid gold trophy does not mean you are going to make it long with the big boys.

Krikack walks up to Rodger, his 8 ft 11 frame towering over him. He reaches out and grabs the trophy out of Rodgers limp hand. He looks at it, then licks it, and then proceeds to rub his ass crack with the out stretched arm of the trophy.

Krikack hands him back his trophy that now has some brown and green slop on the end.

"Ok guys, listen up and listen up real good. Rodger is wet behind the ears but he has talent lads, real talent unlike most of you. He is going to be our new back field general and lead our new aerial attack of doom. So one more day of hazing and then you lay off, lets see what he can do."
Thrower 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
34
R
164
B
31
P
50
F
4
Spp
55
Cp
21
Td
0
In
0
Cs
2
Mvp
6
Injuries
n, d, m
Skills
Sure Hands
Pass
Block
Accurate
Kick-Off Return
Leader
Match performances
Date Opponent Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
2017-03-09 No Parole but Blood Bowl 1 0 0 0 0 1
2017-03-22 Humphrey and the Show 0 0 0 0 1 5
2017-03-28 BlackSad Miners 2 0 0 0 0 2
2017-04-01 Twisted Blunderbussers 2 0 0 0 1 7
2017-04-11 Cubic 1 0 0 1 0 3
2017-04-13 Ribouldingue Raiders 0 0 0 0 1 5
2017-04-14 Mice of Cake 1 0 0 0 0 1
2017-05-02 Do You Even LIFT, Bro 0 0 0 0 1 5
2017-05-11 Muddy Men 0 0 0 0 1 5
2017-05-25 Silvermine Skullcleavers 1 0 0 0 0 1
2017-06-07 Pittzbur'gh Stealers 1 0 0 0 0 1
2017-06-07 Big Bad Green 1 0 0 0 0 1
2017-06-12 Flashrats 2 0 0 0 0 2
2017-06-13 Durty Rotturn Scoundrelz 2 0 0 0 0 2
2017-09-12 Underwood Vultures 1 0 0 0 0 1
2017-10-12 Esmeralda's Apron v.2.0 1 0 0 0 0 1
2017-10-26 Nordic Hippos 1 0 0 0 1 6
2018-03-18 Arizona Guardnals 1 0 0 0 0 1
2018-03-19 Morbidius's Aged 1 0 0 0 0 1
2018-03-20 Khaines Bräute 1 0 0 1 0 3
2018-03-27 Kaos Falcon 1 0 0 0 0 1