They say that the real heroes aren't the ones you read about in comics and see in movies, but your regular everyday public service workers. With their recent "high turn-over rate" of linemen, the Champions Administration decided to take this term a little more liberally and hired an average firefighter to take the field. Despite protests that "he'd never played bloodbowl before", that "he had several wives and estranged children to think about", and that "my name is Doug", the Champion Recruiting team shoved some gold in his face, signed a name, and threatened him with legal action if he didn't arrive to play.