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[X] Horned crew
Scarlet Pimp
#11
Beastman
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
38
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
3
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
-ma, -av, -st, m
Skills
Horns
Block
Guard
Scarlet claims to have slept with over 4000 beastwomen. He also says it's because of the horn-enlargement he did a few years ago, and recommends it to any beastman with low self esteem.

Cover-beast of this year's Hairy Hunks (July issue).

His drug-dealer recently started to play Blood Bowl, the orc known as <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1236601>Epimedium sagittatum</a>

Thanks to his flamboyant lifestyle and obsession with his looks, Scarlet never runs fast enough, because that would make him sweaty. He also wears less armor, since iron plates are like, so last year.

After a mummy broke one of his nails, Scarlet started hitting softer to avoid his delicate hands being damaged. That was the last drop for the coach, who fired his fruity ass.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-08-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-08-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-08-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-08-13
1
-
-
-
-
1
2004-08-14
-
2
-
-
-
6
2004-08-17
-
1
-
-
-
3