The reincarnation of Simple Simon, Badass Monkey's much-loved and greatly-missed zombie who played in every single one of Badass Monkey's first 36 matches, one of only two players to survive that far without missing a match, until he finally succumbed to one too many heavy blows and sadly passed away into the next life.

Which is where he was rudely snatched and dragged back onto the field. You're supposed to be playing BloodBowl! Get out there you wussy!