The crew's primary food provider, Cook Cheung mostly wants to avoid the attention of the bigger members of the crew by getting them too full to want to beat him up and/or eat him. He took his name after a pirate that became part of the army, hoping one day to be able to slip away from this madness and join a goblin team.

Touchdowns: 0

Casualties Caused: 0

Passes Completed: 0

Fouls Causalities: 0

Times he has accidentally poisoned the crew: 4

Failed escape attempts: 23