1ST GAME VS GRAVESEND WANDERERS - Some might have considered Vomot absent from the field with his singular block, but those people do not understand Blood Bowl. Vomot survived the LOS and displayed a propensity for those dark and secret areas around the action by fouling several players off the field without sanction. Good game Vomot, you filthy bastard!

2ND GAME VS WHINY WARROWBITES - Once again the statistics are unfair to Vomot. Only the one block, and two bloody good stompings in the first couple of minutes, before the referee caught sight of him and ejected him from the field. Solid enough, you dirty cunt!

3RD GAME VS PHOSPHORIC HAWKS - Played most of the game and only managed two blocks. This could be because Elves like to run away from the bash, but didn't even get in a filthy foul or anything. Not really good enough.