1st Game vs Gravesend Wanderers- Only lasted most of the first half and managed a comparable amount of blocks to the other blockers. Even managed to get in a foul before being broken. Fuck him. Should have been called Zzhakhen the Horribly Embarrassing. 3/10

2nd Game vs Fellhart's Fanatics- Managed 1 block in the whole game, which, although it hurt someone is just not good enough. 4/10

3rd Game vs Wulfrik's Wanderers- Should have been Zzakhen the Died Horribly. What a loser. 1/10

FINAL CAREER RATING - 2.6 ( Pathetic. Should never have graduated from the little leagues. If he had a grave I'd spit on it. )