Skill ups :
1st: Sneaky Git (done)
2nd: Side Step
3rd:
4th:
Doubles; Dirty Player (done)
+ST +AG

1st Game vs Wyzard's Halfling Comedent Illud - What a goblin, what a player, what a bright, bright, shining star. Scooter scootered around the field, dancing his little heart out and tapping over flings left, right and center. Using his amazing HAPPY FEET he seriously injured 'in-N-out', who went IN to the reserve box but didn't come OUT. HILARIOUS! What a dancer! 10/10

2nd Game vs JuVkE's Lizards Malinas Dragonflyyies - A real entertainer. Danced around the field, tapping out Saurus' all around. But his huge play.. the one that got the crowd up and roaring... was his big hit that seriously injured Saurus Lanash! Scooter shows young and old that anybody can do anything they set their hearts to. 10/10

3rd Game vs Pierogi's Wood Elf Puttes'Chaumont - Sweet styles from Scooter Sutton! Whilst the Blitzers stuffed around trying to pick up the ball, Scooter was dancing around the field, interrupting the charge of the elvses and keeping the pressure off the loose ball. Looked for a while like he was never going to get away from marking players but when the going gets tough... The elvy wardancer leapt through the line and the filthy thrower passed the ball over the heads of the Globetrotters and towards what seemed a certain touchdown.... until a certain little Gobbo leapt up, climbing the back of Lil' Champ and soaring through the air to intercept the ball. Coach substituted him as the murderous stares of the jilted elvses gave away their intention to target our golden little Goblin. 10/10

4th Game vs Ghost19's Human Empire Knightz - Scooter danced his way onto the pitch, his amazing HAPPY FEET ready to dish out some hilarious fouls to amuse the audience. And then the ref sent him off after his first attempt. I mean, he barely touched him. It was an outrageous call and the coach suspects the referee had been paid off by the opposition. Disgusting and an affront to the game. Anyone know where the ref lives? 10/10

5th Game vs exefokkers Dark Elf Ips'witch Town Veterans XI - "Dat ref was fuggin dum bos!" Scooter hopped off the side of the cart where he had been kissing Dizzy goodbye. "I jus got dem dansing shus warmd up an den he gos an blows da wissle. I waz doin a tap ere and a tap dere and den sudden lik 'e waz all lik 'Yu! Yur off!' An I waz lik 'Oo? me?' An 'e waz lik 'yea yu!' An I waz lik 'fuggin c'mon ref I bearli tuched im!' An den 'e jus stood der lik 'e waz waetin for somming. So I waz lik 'wat yu waetin for?' An 'e sayz 'yu to leaf da pitsh.' I cuddnt fuggin beleev it bos!"
The coach had finished rubbing the circulation back into his arm. He reached down to ruffle the little fellows greasy, matted hair.
"You did good Scooter m'lad. You did good."
Scooter blinked back his tears of outrage as the rest of the team took the field.
"Yu don fink 'e waz wanning a bryb do ya bos!? I don fink me pore liddel gobbo hart culd taek it if der waz a ref dat was sulyin da fiyn naem of da blud bowl refere asoceatin!"
"Don't worry about it Scooter. You were 10/10 son."

6th Game vs Beer's Human Dragon Friends - 'Dat ref was fuggin dum bos!" Scooter raised his head from where he lay next to TNT and Ant. " I waz just gettin dem dansing shus reddy to stomp onna humie and I waz doin a bit ov a tap ere and a tap dere, and den I look ova at em jus to maek shur 'es not lookin and den bang, evrytink blak an I waek up ere.'
The coach, crinkling his nose against the thick smell of vomit and decay that pervaded the filthy dugout, patted the little fellow tenderly.
"You did wonderfully out there Scooter. It was a big job you were asked to do today and you filled that role with aplomb."
Scooter blinked back his tears of pain as the rest of the team lined up out on the pitch.
'Yu don fink 'e waz distraktin me on purpos do ya bos!? I don fink I culd taek it if der waz a ref who didn liv up to da impartil reputasion ov da blud bowl refere asoceatin!"
"Don't fret little Scooter. You were 10/10 son."

7th Game vs UnderWater's Birthday Surprise - 'Dat fing was fuggin scarie as fug bos!' Scooter dragged himself up from the filth encrusted straw nest that made up the Skaven's away dugout. 'I neva evin god a chans to get dem dansing shus goin'. I waz gonna do a tap ere and a tap dere but den TNT wen of and dat Klaw ratty was urtin the big bois so I jus had ta grab it an not leggo.'
The coach patted the little fellows arm tenderly as the apothecary applied a lotion to all the scratches and tears Scooter had sustained.
"You were superb out there Scooter, and I don't think its any exaggeration to say that you and TNT were responsible for saving one or two of the other lads lives today."
Scooter winced as the ungeunt stung his many wounds.
"Yu don fink dat fuggin ratty fing iz gonna plae agan do you bos? I don fink I culd cuntinu a profesonel kareer if da hellowd blud bowl guvvernin bodi alowd fings lik dat to plae da gaem."
"Its alright Scooter. Those claw beasts can't get you... technically. You're just too good. 10/10 good really."

8th Game vs Felicsdude332's Paulitonians -' Dat oger waz gunnin for me from da momen I stepd out onda pitch bos!' Scooter nursed his head, slumped up against the piss and vomit stained wall of the dugout. ' I neva evin god a chans to get dem dansing shus goin'. I waz gonna do a tap ere and a tap dere but den wen I lookd ova an saw TNT waz goin ta town on em, wel... I musta bean disstraktid cos next fing wunna dem ogers 'it me so 'ard dat I fort mi retenas detashd."
The coach stroked the little gobbos greasy hair and helped him up to his feet.
"It doesn't matter Scoots my boy. You did everything that was asked of you today and you were up against some real giants! I'm proud of you."
Scooter looked up adoringly at his coach, tears welling in his beady little eyes.
"Yu don fink day fuggin oger waz pikkin on me coz I'm so smal do you bos? I don fink my liddel hart cud 'andel it if der waz dat kind ov bullyin' in wad shud be a gaem plaed bi gentelmen an 'ero's."
"Don't worry your little head about it Scooter. I love you and you're like a son to me."
For some bizarre reason there was a certain air of awkwardness at the aftermatch function that evening. 10/10

9th Game vs Buu88's Dark Ni -' Wen dey did da switsh bos, I fort, uh oh, dem elvses iz gunna skor an Iv onlee dun me dansin on wun ov dem. Den evryting wen blaek. Dey braekd me bos.' 10/10

10th Game vs moathman's Amazon Boys 2 Men -' Felt reel gud to ged owt der an yus me dansin shus. Waz a bit wyrd how dem gurlz don feel it wen ya dans on der privits... bud it waz gud fun. Nokked owt a cupel to!' 10/10

TOTAL MATCH RATING - 8 Games - 10