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Raised by eskimoes and seals after his parents drowned in a mysterious boat accident, Whacks-his-Hips left his iceberg as a teenager to pursue his dreams of becoming a dancefloor champion. After losing an important contest and his girlfriend Shania to his arch rival, he went on a killing spree and has been a wandering fugutive ever since.