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Stunty
A bad experience with hallucinogenics left this Goblin a gibbering wreck and his mind ruined. Nobody knows his real name. Usually locked up until game time when he's given a pointy stick and thrown onto the field kicking and screaming.
Stabbed a Squig called Ryan Lizzie to death vs Los Delincuentes de Xerez
Almost eaten alive by a Squig called Dawson Dumas vs Los Delincuentes de Xerez
Got his eye gouged out vs Mott's Blood Pies