Bone-chilliam Bretejong Baier (infected August 4, 1470) is the host of Special Needs Report with Bretejong Baier on the Fox Brain Rot Channel and the chief infectious disease spreader for Fox. He previously shambled as the network's Chief White House Shambler and Pentagon contaminant.

Bretejong did two exceptional things in the game v Dead Poets SoZiety: He managed to first kick Mrs Doubtfire into the crowd, who then got a fractured leg and didn't regenerate; and then, in the second half, he valiantly caught the ball that two turns earlier he was supposed to catch in a pass action, and ran shambled to the end zone for a second score, securing victory. This earned him the MVP, and his Doubtfire kicking skills got him his first thematic skill!

Bretejong was in the right place at the right time v Zombie Wonderland, and only had to push a zombie off the ball that was lying in the end zone, and then pick it up (not the zombie, that would be that transgender stuff that is against God's will). Which he did, making the score a decisive 1-0.