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[L] Erratic Eccentric Entertainers
Vustig the Miracle Bringer
#16
Shaman
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
9
B
20
P
0
F
5
G
33
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
8
XPP
-8
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Regeneration
Right Stuff
Stunty


Matchday 2: Vustig was brought for their first use of their medical expertise to look at Bopiri, as she had smashed her knee. Unfortunately, Vustig suggested putting her down like a race horse out of commission. We decided to go against Vustig's advice this time.

Matchday 3: Vustig was brought back on to look at Grelatta, as she had taken a hit to the head. This time we ensured Vustig understood that we want our players alive and well, rather than dead and replaced. Vustig then begrudgingly managed to fully patch Grelatta up, and have her fit and able for future games!

Matchday 4: Vustig, given their recent success, was eager to look over Wikkundri and his fractured leg. With seemingly no effort, Vustig managed to patch them up good and proper! Vustig is really showing their prowess now!

Season 0 XXXL Cup Finals: Vustig, calming down from the recent tense match in which they were given bombs to lob at the enemy, managed to compose themselves enough to patch up Wikkundri again. Doing their best, they managed to reduce the niggling injury to a fractured leg, and Wikkundri was assured that after a rest between seasons they will be fine. Unfortunately, they were then assaulted and were very much not fine.



Friendly 1: Vustig was called immediately in preperations for the next season, due to a friendly skirmish gone wrong. The new informant, Rothrid, was injured on the pitch. Upon trying their best, Vustig was able to fix them up somewhat, though they were advised that they must sit the next game out.

Matchday 5: After a long period of relaxation and extra income with no healing, Vustig was finally called to operate, this time on renowned player
Khloe Blade. Khloe had taken an injury in a brutal game with many deaths. If left untreated, she would be slowed for the rest of her days. Thankfully Vustig is worth every penny, and managed to fix her up to full health, ready for the game ahead.


Friendly 1: Even the friendliest of games can lead to some carnage. During the friendly debut game of the Bricktops Boisterous Butchers, Rindsa ended up getting a serious concussion. The official apothecary was useless as ever, and just reinforced the concussion, (It's a wonder we hire them). Thankfully, Vustig was called in after the game and successfully patched Rindsa up, no lasting damage!

Friendly 2: This friendly was a gruesome bout for both sides. During the match, Khloe was almost killed! Thankfully the staffed apo managed to salvage her body and she was left with only a damaged back. Vustig was then called to inspect to see if he could cure her further, but his suggestions would all undoubtedly kill her and thus the treatement was not pursued.

Squig Westminster match 1: After a brutal game, the Entertainers came back bruised and defeated. Having two players perminently dead, and Dibbil, who had briefly died on pitch, only to be nursed back and get his ankle smashed instead. Such bravery, returning to the pitch that recently almost killed you, deserves to be awarded. Vustig worked tirelessly to bring their long-time friend back to peak condition, and against all odds did so! Dibbil is fitter than ever, and one tragedy was happily avoided.

Squig Westminster Backalley Final: This game brought in two mangled pogoers with smashed collar bones for Vustig to frantically have to look at. Unfortunately, he was forced to make a choice, and chose to prioritise long-time-friend Khloe. This time, he chose more sensible treatments and managed to fix her collar bone without issue! Unfortunately, Maverick was unable to have their collar bone treated in time. The newcomer to the team was unfortunately forced to retire.

Matchday 1: After a brutal pitch-clearing game, Amahti was brought into the medical bay with a smashed hip. Unfortunately, even with Vustig's help, Amahti was unable to escape her fate this time.

Matchday 3: After a crazy artform one might call a game, Vustig was brought over Magzie who had suffered a damaged back. Unfortunately, there was nothing they were able to do at that point, so Magzie was advised to get some rest and focus on coaching strategy at home.

Matchday 4: After another beating from the Butchers, Vustig was brought Juti to tend to. Having smashed their ankle, it was feared she'd be forever slowed. Thankfully, Vustig was able to tend to her ankle, and fixed it right up! Unfortunately, in the procedure he slipped and accidentally, literally stabbed her in the back. We all hope that she's fine from the incident, but it seems she might be more prone to future injury...

Matchday 6: A 7s match meant that Vustig watched his teammates get brutalised from the sidelines. It was a spectacle. Thankfully, being able to watch the injuries happen gave him further insight, and post-match he was perfectly able to patch up Wisslie. Now Wisslie may continue to falsely claim they have steel skin...

Matchday 7: A one-sided horror filled with pitch-clears against the Entertainers. Vustig was brought Duddin to look after, who had a risk of permanent weakness. Thankfully, Vustig was able to patch them up, but they still had to take the next match off to fully heal. Vustig pondered if these two new players designed to take hits were hardy at all...


- Clouds on my head fouls Vustig the Miracle Bringer -> Badly Hurt
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Deflect
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2020-11-23
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1
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2
2020-12-02
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-
-
-
1
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2
2021-05-21
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-
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-
1
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2
2021-06-08
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1
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2