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Did you know? Up until now, 1514792 players have died on the pitch.
'Too Packed' left the squad in disgrace after a bruising tackle caused the public revelation that his 'Too Packed' nature was down to a pair of sticky buns and a jumbo eclair.
He was not greatly missed, and the team enjoyed scoffing his packed lunch.