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Earl Wobblesqueeze of Sloth
#2
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
42
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block (20k)
Wobblesqueeze can usually be found stagnating near the line of scrimmage. He simply lacks the motivation or athleticism to move much further than his starting place on the gridiron.
Often dissatisfied with the all-too-brief pre-match handshakes, he prefers to fully embrace the opposition in some of the most awkward hugs seen outside of a first date. These encounters are so unwelcome that 9/10 linemen surveyed would prefer a punch in the face.
Often dissatisfied with the all-too-brief pre-match handshakes, he prefers to fully embrace the opposition in some of the most awkward hugs seen outside of a first date. These encounters are so unwelcome that 9/10 linemen surveyed would prefer a punch in the face.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2021-03-06
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-
-
-
1
5
2021-03-06
-
-
-
-
1
5