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Dirk 'Heavy' Handsson
#5
Old World Human Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
312
B
66
P
22
F
0
G
26
Cp
9
In
0
Cs
2
Td
7
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
46
XPP
0
SS
26
SPP
20
Injuries
Skills
Animosity
Pass
Sure Hands
Block (20k)
Leader (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Dirk was probably the most controversial signing for the Rehabilitators. Or at least would have been if a compromise couldn't be found.
The collapse of the Averland Renegades had left Handsson rather desperate and he'd heard there was a new team forming in Sauerapfel. Murcy was rather reluctant to take on someone who didn't fulfil the very core principle of the Rehabilitators. However it hadn't gone unnoticed how helpful a Thrower might be to the team.
It fell to a rather unlikely source to reach a solution. Nobbit Shufflefoot wandered up to Dirk, booted him in the shin and shouted "Gerrof my land!". This may have been entirely inadvertent but Murcy took the opportunity to fix up Handsson's bruised shin, and in doing so swung a contract under his nose.
The collapse of the Averland Renegades had left Handsson rather desperate and he'd heard there was a new team forming in Sauerapfel. Murcy was rather reluctant to take on someone who didn't fulfil the very core principle of the Rehabilitators. However it hadn't gone unnoticed how helpful a Thrower might be to the team.
It fell to a rather unlikely source to reach a solution. Nobbit Shufflefoot wandered up to Dirk, booted him in the shin and shouted "Gerrof my land!". This may have been entirely inadvertent but Murcy took the opportunity to fix up Handsson's bruised shin, and in doing so swung a contract under his nose.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Deflect
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2022-06-25
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2022-07-22
-
1
-
-
-
1
7
2022-09-13
1
-
-
-
1
-
3
2022-11-14
1
-
-
-
-
-
1
2022-11-21
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2022-12-06
2
-
-
-
-
-
2
2023-01-18
1
1
-
-
-
1
8
2023-01-29
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2023-03-16
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2023-05-03
1
-
-
-
-
1
5
2023-05-12
2
-
-
-
-
-
2
2023-05-16
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2023-07-10
1
-
-
-
-
-
1
2023-07-17
-
1
-
-
-
-
3