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Johnny Turmac
#4
Halfling Hopeful
MA
6
ST
1
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
52
G
187
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
9
Td
5
Mvp
21
GPP
140
XPP
0
SPP
140
Injuries
-st
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA
Block
Dirty Player
Guard
Jump Up
Side Step
The oldest of the team, Team Mascotte, Captain and Reefer distributor, Johnny Turmac is the big Kahunna...for now
Lost a strength in the biggest dicerape i had in a long time.
Nr1 Mvp Halfling On fling teams!
Shared first place for Active ranked mvptakers!
Oldest Halfling ever to walk the Fumbbl Plains!
Even though many a halfling has given his life to protect this tiny hero of Stuntydom, It remains a mystery and miracle to see him still standing, still fighting...
Ye Story Of Pagan, Charlie And Johnny.
In ancient times, when coach Dreadclaw was but a young coach filled with dreams hopes and fears he sent out a small group of brave halflings to achieve a grand quest. They were to travel the mount doom and destroy the one ring to rule... no wait, that's another story...
He sent out 3 brave halflings to far cathay to learn the skills that would elevate them to heroism. Pagan, the stout and fierce was to be the most obvious of heroes. Stronger, more agile and able to block... He would be Dreadclaws first (and worst) love... Death came to him twice in one turn, and Dreadclaw forgot... Forgot about his other 2 young novices who had trained so hard....
But after a long journey, Dreadclaw regained his faith.. Another Halfling Team was made. Charlie, and Johnny Both made their appearance.
Charlie had trained long and hard to learn the sacred art of Fei Shang Ho (The art of crumbling cookies with your BARE FINGERS). Block, tackle, diving tackle sidestep and surefeet became his to command... He would terrorise the fumbbl pitches, racking up an astounding 33 casualties before a wise, and wicked necromancer willed a moaning zombie to end the life of this brave,and longlived hero of stuntydom...
Left is one. Johnny Turmac. Remembering these ancient times while walking amongst young brave halflings wanting to earn their honours... Johnny studied not strength, or agility. Johnny sprinted daily, and learned how to avoid danger, often at the expense of others... Johnny Learned how to attract the attention of individuals by action instead of word, and how to assist others even when distracted... Johnny Learned to step aside when pushed... All this training strained his body, and he lost some of his youthful vigour... But Johnny lives.
Johnny Turmac is the embodyment of Halfling Survival, the primal force that drives halflings to live. His innate wish to become the oldest bloodbowl player is legendary. Entire halfling villages spend half their goldsupply (the other half is for lunch) to see this living legend...
Though none expected Johnny to last 100 games, he did. When everybody mocked him for saying he'd make it to 125 he showed them wrong. When the sceptics told him he'd never make 150...
Older than any other stunty, Johnny has attained a unique title amongst stunties... The only stunty to have lived 175+ games... Only Nuffle knows when Johnny will pay his final respects...
Special note: Helpfull Dude and Johnny have utmost respect for eachothers ability and hope to face off again someday!
180 games...
Currently nr 1 Stunty mvp taker in active.
Lost a strength in the biggest dicerape i had in a long time.
Nr1 Mvp Halfling On fling teams!
Shared first place for Active ranked mvptakers!
Oldest Halfling ever to walk the Fumbbl Plains!
Even though many a halfling has given his life to protect this tiny hero of Stuntydom, It remains a mystery and miracle to see him still standing, still fighting...
Ye Story Of Pagan, Charlie And Johnny.
In ancient times, when coach Dreadclaw was but a young coach filled with dreams hopes and fears he sent out a small group of brave halflings to achieve a grand quest. They were to travel the mount doom and destroy the one ring to rule... no wait, that's another story...
He sent out 3 brave halflings to far cathay to learn the skills that would elevate them to heroism. Pagan, the stout and fierce was to be the most obvious of heroes. Stronger, more agile and able to block... He would be Dreadclaws first (and worst) love... Death came to him twice in one turn, and Dreadclaw forgot... Forgot about his other 2 young novices who had trained so hard....
But after a long journey, Dreadclaw regained his faith.. Another Halfling Team was made. Charlie, and Johnny Both made their appearance.
Charlie had trained long and hard to learn the sacred art of Fei Shang Ho (The art of crumbling cookies with your BARE FINGERS). Block, tackle, diving tackle sidestep and surefeet became his to command... He would terrorise the fumbbl pitches, racking up an astounding 33 casualties before a wise, and wicked necromancer willed a moaning zombie to end the life of this brave,and longlived hero of stuntydom...
Left is one. Johnny Turmac. Remembering these ancient times while walking amongst young brave halflings wanting to earn their honours... Johnny studied not strength, or agility. Johnny sprinted daily, and learned how to avoid danger, often at the expense of others... Johnny Learned how to attract the attention of individuals by action instead of word, and how to assist others even when distracted... Johnny Learned to step aside when pushed... All this training strained his body, and he lost some of his youthful vigour... But Johnny lives.
Johnny Turmac is the embodyment of Halfling Survival, the primal force that drives halflings to live. His innate wish to become the oldest bloodbowl player is legendary. Entire halfling villages spend half their goldsupply (the other half is for lunch) to see this living legend...
Though none expected Johnny to last 100 games, he did. When everybody mocked him for saying he'd make it to 125 he showed them wrong. When the sceptics told him he'd never make 150...
Older than any other stunty, Johnny has attained a unique title amongst stunties... The only stunty to have lived 175+ games... Only Nuffle knows when Johnny will pay his final respects...
Special note: Helpfull Dude and Johnny have utmost respect for eachothers ability and hope to face off again someday!
180 games...
Currently nr 1 Stunty mvp taker in active.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-12-11
1
-
-
1
1
8
2004-12-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-12-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-12-13
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-12-13
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-12-14
-
-
-
1
1
7
2004-12-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-12-14
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-12-15
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-12-15
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-12-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-12-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-10
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-01-10
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-01-18
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-01-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-02-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-05-03
-
1
-
1
-
5
2005-05-08
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-05-11
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-05-25
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-05-25
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-05-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-06-14
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-06-15
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-08-15
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-10-24
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-12-13
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-01-05
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-01-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-01-09
-
-
-
2
-
4
2006-07-24
-
-
-
-
1
5