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[C] [BBT9] Poet Laureates
Vanilla Ice(ing)
#15
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
7+
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Alright stop, emulsify and deep fry
Ice is back with the brand new meat guy
Something grabs a hold of the slicer
Flow like a harpoon knifin' tha nice herb.
"Will it ever stop?" Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, huh, and I'll grow
To the extreme, I rock a knife like a sous chef
Warm up some roux and save a kid like UNICEF
Chop, smash the garlic that blooms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I smash a dope sammy
Anything less than the best is a whammy
Love it or leave it, you better gangway
You better hit the bullseye, the chef don't play
And if there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the books while my ogre resolves it
Match performances
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Opponent
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TD
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Int
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Spp