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Emperor Waffle ("The Stone Strategist")
The founder of the WOBBL league and the mastermind behind the Hin Dynasty, Emperor Waffle is another animated foo statue with a love for chaos and competition. While his stone exterior exudes calm wisdom, his game plans are as wild and unpredictable as a Halfling feast. Known for his booming voice (which occasionally causes birds to scatter) and his immovable defense, Waffle’s favorite pastime is standing on the sidelines, yelling strategies like “Run faster!” or “Don’t get squished!” Despite being made of stone, his enthusiasm is infectious, proving that even a statue can have a heart of gold—or granite.