Emperor Z ("The Ancient Glory")

Emperor Z is the team’s living legend—if by “legend” you mean the guy who won the minors... over a decade ago. Z loves to regale anyone within earshot with tales of "the good ol' days" when Blood Bowl was played on dirt fields, and Halflings still knew how to throw a proper block (or so he says). He’s got a collection of old trophies that he insists "would’ve been more impressive if we had a better team back then.” Despite his constant reminiscing, Z’s still got the moves (sort of)—though it usually takes him a few tries to remember what they were. His advice to the team? “Just trust me, I’ve seen it all, especially the parts where I did all the work.”