Emperor Dunwair ("The Superior Streak")

Emperor Dunwair is the self-proclaimed greatest Halfling to ever grace the pitch—just ask him, he’ll tell you (repeatedly). Bitter that his brilliance often goes unnoticed, Dunwair spends more time critiquing his teammates than actually playing, shouting things like, “I could’ve done that better!” even while flat on his back. Despite his grumpy demeanor, Dunwair has undeniable talent—though his inflated ego usually trips him up (sometimes literally). Whether he’s berating a ref, lecturing opponents, or complaining about the pie selection, Dunwair is a walking reminder that confidence doesn’t always equal competence.