Stjönkdier was an exciting prospect in his college days but took a step back from the sport to care for his ailing parents. Now that they have succumbed to the Reikland Itch, he is free to play his beloved sport once more. Snapped up in the Compensation Draft by the Unicorns, the hope is that Stjönkdier will put a few more opponents in the grave, not just the relatives he has infected thanks to his youthful indiscretions.