Rhodlann Quirinius was having just another normal day on the field that sunny day when he was fated to join the ranks of the slooshy and uncoordinated undead. He was the first to fall under the iron erm.. bandages of Ra the Tiny, and was immediately raised to serve his new master. Unfortunately the head coach was not paying a terrible amount of attention to this unholy ritual and so he was raised without his left kneecap, left elbow and one eye. As a result his running and ball handling skills have dropped to about the par of a slightly demented fish.