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Season: Episode 16 of Season 7
Original Air Date: 02/25/2003
Written by: Jane Espenson
Directed by: Marita Grabiak

<b>Notes:</b>

Andrew uses a video camera to document one day of life at command central.

<b>Plot Highlights:</b>

Masterpiece Andrew. Whiteboard Andrew. Morning in the Summers' kitchen. Buffy speechifies while Andrew "remembers" trio science experiments and foiling DarkWillow. The high school hellmouth gets focus-y, momentarily possesses Wood. Andrew interviews Xander & Anya. Mexico 2002 w/ Jonathan, including "like gods" fantasy. Buffy, Andrew, Wood, & Spike wander/fight in riot-ridden high school. Buffy scares Andrew into tears. Andrew shuts off the camera.

<b>Quotes:</b>

ANDREW: So, this is my redemption at last? I buy back my bruised soul with the blood of my heart. But-but not enough to kill&#8212;

BUFFY: Stop! Stop telling stories. Life isn't a story.

ANDREW: (frightened) Sorry. Sorry.

BUFFY: Shut up. You always do this. You make everything into a story so no one's responsible for anything because they're just following a script.

ANDREW: Please don't kill me. Warren said Jonathan would be OK. I trusted him, and I lost my friend.

BUFFY: (angrily) You didn't lose him. You murdered him.

ANDREW: (softly, sincerely) I know, but you don't need to kill me. You said we could all get through this.

BUFFY: I made it up. I'm making it all up. What kind of hero does that make me?

ANDREW: No, you're doing great. Really. Kudos.

BUFFY: Yeah? Well, I don't like having to give a bunch of speeches about how we're all gonna live, because we won't. This isn't some story where good triumphs because good triumphs. Good people are going to die! Girls. Maybe me. Probably you. Probably right now.

ANDREW: Don't! Please! Don't, please!

BUFFY: When your blood pours out, it might save the world. What do you think about that? Does it buy it all back? Are you redeemed?

ANDREW: (crying) No.

BUFFY: Why not?

ANDREW: Because I killed him. Because I listened to Warren, and I pretended I thought it was him, but I knew&#8212;I knew it wasn't. And I killed Jonathan. And now you're gonna kill me. And I'm scared, and I'm going to die. And this&#8212;this is what Jonathan felt.

(Andrew's tears fall on the seal. It stops glowing. Buffy releases him.)

ANDREW: It stopped.

BUFFY: Didn't want blood. It wanted tears.
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