"Dumber than a sackfull of doorknobs" - Slaar, Comets' head coach

Big Buford made his debut in the Comets' 8th game against the Amazon team Akhylena Fult. In this game, Buford made quite an impression by failing 3 of his 6 bonehead rolls. However, what he lacks in IQ, he makes up for in both size and ferocity.

"It was my very first pro game. We were getting ready to face the dwarf team Moreg Clash. We knew this was a tough team and we were all a litle nervous, me especially, when suddenly a freakin' death-roller rolls onto the pich! The whistle blew and that thing started heading towards us. I'm telling you if you haven't been in this situation you can't imagine the terror. The size of the thing and dear God the unbelievable noise! Boog and I were running for our lives, zig-zagging in front of it, we almost ran into each other, I thought I was gonna die. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Buford just lets out this growl and hits the thing so hard that it flips over on its side and explodes. I love Buford." - Red, Comets player (died one game later)