Joined the Rokkits' after their ninth game to try and expand their tactics.

Skills: Block (game twenty nine)

Injuries: Fractured Arm (MNG) (game 35),

Bio: Squigfondler spent his first game in the dugout awaiting a chance to prove himself on the pitch. Or so the team thought... It turns out that because Squigy realised he wouldn't be needed for that match, he had headed off to the official's office and bribed them into awarding him the MVP award. It worked perfectly, but when the team found out, they were annoyed; not because he had stolen the spp's that were rightfully theirs, but because he hadn't tried to bribe the officials to throw the match in their favour!

After not putting in an appearance in his first game, the coach decided Squigy should have a chance to prove himself in his second... Squigbiter now holds the team record for <i>shortest time spent on pitch</i> after being badly hurt attempting to retrieve the ball from a ruck in the fourth turn.

It seems that Squigy is attempting to better his own record, as in game seventeen, he lasted only two turns before being badly hurt again. With the Rokkits' hiring a Troll, Squigy might have to start performing better or the coach won't stop him being eaten.

Finally in game twenty nine, Squigfondler gained his first skill. With seconds remaining on the clock, Squigfondler threw himself into a suicidal tackle (-2db) with a Beastman carrying the ball. Knocking himseld prone in the process, Squigy managed to badly hurt the beastman and gain the vital spp needed for his first skill, Block.