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DAD
10 Knots
#9
Thrower
MA
6
ST
4
AG
4
AV
8
R
15
B
75
P
-3
F
0
G
22
Cp
11
In
1
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
d
Skills
Pass
+ST
Block
Dodge
My kitchen floor started crackin'
And out jumped a man
Big, red & horny
I was shakin' the devil's hand
You got a hell of a reputation
And thats the name of my game
And Ive been diggin' all night
Coz I heard your name
Got a mean main reason have no fear
But first we'll play some poker
And have a warm beer
Lets play a little poker
And have a nize hot beer
I will smash your windows n burn your mail
I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
I can eat a horse even chew a nail
I tied 10knots on the devils tail
D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail
Coz I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
Hes the toughest man & he cant fail
But I tied 10 knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil
I sat down to the table
With the man that I once feared
He was drinkin hummin drinkin
And ascratchin' his beard
So we drank for about a fortnight
It seemed like some stupid test
Still I was sittin upright
Doing the things that I do best
But the poor devil looked a mess
I will smash your windows...
He was red
He seemed kinda pale
Then I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
I dumped him in his hole
Heard the echoes of his scream
Hey boyscout from below
Now tell me who's mean!
I won't smash your windows...
I'm so rough I spent summer in jail
'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale
But I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
And out jumped a man
Big, red & horny
I was shakin' the devil's hand
You got a hell of a reputation
And thats the name of my game
And Ive been diggin' all night
Coz I heard your name
Got a mean main reason have no fear
But first we'll play some poker
And have a warm beer
Lets play a little poker
And have a nize hot beer
I will smash your windows n burn your mail
I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
I can eat a horse even chew a nail
I tied 10knots on the devils tail
D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail
Coz I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
Hes the toughest man & he cant fail
But I tied 10 knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil
I sat down to the table
With the man that I once feared
He was drinkin hummin drinkin
And ascratchin' his beard
So we drank for about a fortnight
It seemed like some stupid test
Still I was sittin upright
Doing the things that I do best
But the poor devil looked a mess
I will smash your windows...
He was red
He seemed kinda pale
Then I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
I dumped him in his hole
Heard the echoes of his scream
Hey boyscout from below
Now tell me who's mean!
I won't smash your windows...
I'm so rough I spent summer in jail
'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale
But I tied 10 knots on the devils tail
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-06-03
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-06-06
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-06-08
1
-
-
-
1
6
2005-08-11
3
-
-
-
-
3
2005-09-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-10
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-09-21
2
-
-
-
-
2
2005-10-05
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-12-10
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-01-03
-
2
-
-
-
6
2007-01-07
1
-
-
-
1
6
2007-02-11
-
-
1
-
-
2