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Lots of Parts
#3
Flesh Golem
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
4
B
395
P
0
F
0
G
54
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
24
Td
0
Mvp
6
GPP
78
XPP
0
SPP
78
Injuries
n
Skills
Regenerate
Stand Firm
Thick Skull
Block
Break Tackle
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Lab Report:
The experiment that is "Lots of Parts" has been a huge success. Not only have we managed to combine different body parts from different beings into one, we have brought it to life! Mr. Deathmoore was even able to procure some damaged ogre arms to give the golem more damage potential. We will continue to study this monster as he tears people down on the bloodbowl field.
Fatality Report:
In the Return of the Blacksoul's 45th game, against the Vampire team Vlad's Impersonators, Lots of Parts mnaged to decapitate Joe the Thrall with a backswing of his ogre arm. The coach of the vampire team deemed Joe as, "not very important" and decided not to try and fix the damage done. Mr. Deathmoore took this as an opportunity to bolster our ranks, without paying out anything.
The area around the puncture marks on Joe's neck have been removed, and added to Lots of Parts as a sort of tatoo or trophy of this kill.
Injury Report:
Due to an huge blow to the chest in game 39, Lots of Parts missed the Return of the Blacksoul's 40th game. The lab technicians are aware of his chest weakness, and are working on fixing it.
After the pummeling of Blacksoul game 44, Mr. Deathmoore questioned the continued reliance on the experiment "Lots of Parts", wondering if his immense strength was costing more than it was bringing in.
After a long and exhausting game against Azure Frenzy, Lots of Parts was beginning to show his age. After 52 games of slaughter and mayhem, he has begun to stiffen up from time to time. (age, n)
Lots of Parts missed game 53 after the stiffness took over his body.
Lots of Parts missed game 55 after the stiffness took over his body.
Retirement:
While Lots of Parts is a major ticket seller for the Blacksouls, he is becoming more and more expensive to maintain. Because there is even a chance of facing this beast, many teams are more afraid to challange us.
We decided to end the experiment of Lots of Parts, and break him down to be used in a new golem, Parts of Lots of Parts, when we can afford the new materials anyway.
The experiment that is "Lots of Parts" has been a huge success. Not only have we managed to combine different body parts from different beings into one, we have brought it to life! Mr. Deathmoore was even able to procure some damaged ogre arms to give the golem more damage potential. We will continue to study this monster as he tears people down on the bloodbowl field.
Fatality Report:
In the Return of the Blacksoul's 45th game, against the Vampire team Vlad's Impersonators, Lots of Parts mnaged to decapitate Joe the Thrall with a backswing of his ogre arm. The coach of the vampire team deemed Joe as, "not very important" and decided not to try and fix the damage done. Mr. Deathmoore took this as an opportunity to bolster our ranks, without paying out anything.
The area around the puncture marks on Joe's neck have been removed, and added to Lots of Parts as a sort of tatoo or trophy of this kill.
Injury Report:
Due to an huge blow to the chest in game 39, Lots of Parts missed the Return of the Blacksoul's 40th game. The lab technicians are aware of his chest weakness, and are working on fixing it.
After the pummeling of Blacksoul game 44, Mr. Deathmoore questioned the continued reliance on the experiment "Lots of Parts", wondering if his immense strength was costing more than it was bringing in.
After a long and exhausting game against Azure Frenzy, Lots of Parts was beginning to show his age. After 52 games of slaughter and mayhem, he has begun to stiffen up from time to time. (age, n)
Lots of Parts missed game 53 after the stiffness took over his body.
Lots of Parts missed game 55 after the stiffness took over his body.
Retirement:
While Lots of Parts is a major ticket seller for the Blacksouls, he is becoming more and more expensive to maintain. Because there is even a chance of facing this beast, many teams are more afraid to challange us.
We decided to end the experiment of Lots of Parts, and break him down to be used in a new golem, Parts of Lots of Parts, when we can afford the new materials anyway.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2009-02-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-02-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-02-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-02-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-02-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-02-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-02-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-02-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-02-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-02-19
-
-
-
1
1
7
2009-02-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-02-22
-
-
-
2
-
4
2009-02-23
-
-
-
1
1
7
2009-03-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-03-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-03-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-03-18
-
-
-
2
-
4
2009-03-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-03-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-03-27
-
-
-
2
-
4
2009-03-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-03-31
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-04-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-04-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-04-05
-
-
-
-
1
5